I have been training martial art for some time, and recently, I have found a common weakness that any hero must deal with… which is their biological needs…
Imagine that a villain shows up, and starts messing around the innocent people, and you, a super hero, is just about to stands up and leave the restaurant table to fight the villain.
Right at that specific moment, you realize that you really need to go to the restroom. Would you go to the bathroom to finish the business and then go or would you go fight the villain, during which you need to hold your bladder…?
Even more vulnerable instance would be that when you, a super hero, is in the bathroom, doing your business. During this 20-40 seconds of the business, anything could happen.
In fact, if I want to play dirty, I would target the super hero when they are doing their business, simply because that’s when any one is the most vulnerable!
… or is it that super hero’s train their bladder as their first lesson? At least, that is not the curriculum in any of the martial art school that I know of… and I do not think any of the series or movies show how this serious problem is dealt…
To conclude, if you want to become a super hero, do not under estimate the bladder training. The true enemy is not the villain but is yourself!
“The whole universe was in a hot dense state. Then, nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait…”
That’s the opening theme song of our favorite comedy series, the Big Bang Theory.
I did not care how long this “14 billion years” span of time until someone told me that we are at very close to the New Year countdown if we put the history of the universe into the scale of a year. Then, I started thinking, doing some research, and plotting the timeline on my excel spreadsheet.
Then I realized how little we know about the history, and how ignorant I had been.
I am not going to layout everything but I want you to see some of the key events below:
Years ago…
In 1yr scale
Events
13,800,000,000
Jan 1
the Big Bang
4,600,000,000
May
the birth of the sun (our solar system)
4,540,000,000
the birth of the earth
245,000,000
Dec 25
appearance of dinosaur on the earth
66,000,000
Dec 30
Chicxulub impact (that killed the dinosaur)
800,000
appearance of homo sapiens
10,000
Dec 31 @23:37
emergence of civilization (like Mesopotamia and other)
2,000
Dec 31 @23:59:55
the birth of Jesus Christ
500
Dec 31 @23:59:59
Christopher Columbus voyage
100
the World War
15
the 1st generation of iPhone
2
COVID pandemic
***I just cut and pasted the info from various sources on the internet so it would not be the super accurate info but I think you get the idea… Also, the events that I picked are random without any subtext or whatsoever… The intention here is just to show the scale of the time.
Let’s try a quick arithmetic to apply 1 year scale to this history.
13.8 billion years / 365 days = 37.8 million years
>>> Dec 31 @ 01:00 = it is after the Chicxulub impact but long before the emergence of homo sapiens.
37.8 million years / 24 hours = 1.6 million years
>>> Dec 31 @ 23:00 = … homo sapiens have not appeared yet…
1.6 million years / 60 minutes = 26 thousand years ago
>>> Dec 31 @ 23:59 = … 16 thousand years to go until the beginning of the human civilization…
Dec 31@23:59, that is a minute before the year ends and no human civilization yet! I did a different calculation and what I got is that Jesus Christ was born 4.6 seconds ago, Christopher Columbus voyaged around the world a second ago, and the World War happened, computer became a household item, internet boosted, and iPhones came out in less than a second!
I think you got the idea of this enormously history of the universe but do not forget that there must have been something else before the Big Bang. I have no idea what is out there but the scale of the timeline just makes me dizzy!
My question is what was going on on Thanksgiving Day or Halloween? On earth, on Mars, or on a planet in a different solar system. Are we really the first civilization on earth? Are we really the only one in the Universe?
I would probably not get the answer to this question in my life time but I enjoy stretching my imagination.